I Swear I'm Not Related

I have found something at Purgatorio that has made me

very sad about my lineage. As you know, my last name is Hensley, and before today I thought my surname unsoiled in the annals of history. Today I found out otherwise.

Apparently, George W. Hensley was the founder of the modern snake handling movement. He died, unfortunately, from a snake bite.

Although this isn't really George, let's pretend that it is; I swear I'm not related to him. Or maybe I am. Oh well.